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An old woman pretends she has been raped by The Eye of Sauron
It all started when she noticed a strange eye peering at her when she went to the loo.
"For a while it was only sort of glancing. I pretended I didn't see it.
"But after madam Enache, who's a councilwoman at the mayor office too so she knows precisely what she's talking about, told me it's the Eye of Sauron, I started thinking it was doing voyeurism with me.
"Since then I'm going out carrying a stick. But what can a stick do when that's a huge beast, while I'm an old woman with my asthma, my heart, my diabetes.
"And then I think it raped me too.
"I went to the police immediately, didn't think twice about it. No use, it wasn't apprehended to this day."
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